I wish my Roomba came in human form just so I could get a kick from having a being-like machine to implicitly subjugate.
Or what about the automated harvesters which plow fields the world over - they really missed a trick not making those appear as field hands, thus satisfying our innate desire to control one another.
I hope you didn’t burn yourself on such a hot take.
All jokes aside, I had to force myself through this exercise in pseudo-intellectualism in order to confidently say: you need to lighten up.
The human body is the most complex machine created by nature. For beings of our consciousness, it seems only natural that we would try to emulate it in our own creations.